I sometimes believe in as many as six impossible things before breakfast.

Hello, dear guest,

You seem to have found this letter at an inopportune time. I am afraid I am out and about at the moment, but please feel free to leave me a note on my writing desk. I assure you I will read it as soon as I return home.

Yours Truly,

Alice Kingsley

[Anon enabled. Constructive criticism only please. Thank you!]